New wedding bands arrived.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 01/12/2020 at 13:46 • Filed to: Finding excuses to spend money

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While not nearly as impressive or substantial as the one I lost, these new two were one-ninth of the cost combined.

Fit and feel is passable, but they get the point across. Point in this case being: “Undesirable male shockingly spoken for. ”

HammerheadFistpunch > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/12/2020 at 14:05

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“Undesirable male shockingly spoken for.”

HA!

I f you really want to drive the point home, you could always have that inscribed in elvish.

CB > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/12/2020 at 14:05

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Undesirable? With the number of Toyotas you own? No way.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CB 01/12/2020 at 14:11

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Technically I own only one "Toyota!"

shop-teacher > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/12/2020 at 16:15

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The silver one is just like mine. Although I never wear it. I'm undesireable enough that nobody cares. No woman is going after my fat middle aged dad ass.

DipodomysDeserti > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/12/2020 at 16:20

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M.T. Blake > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/12/2020 at 18:19

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Nice! Titanium?